"We're hijacking the airwaves tonight while Patty's out partying...(tap tap) is this on?
"We want all you HATERS out there to know how awesome she is! We've got your back girl--even though you could take 'em all by yourself. Patty, we love you! We want to dedicate this song to Patty...the standard by which we measure Awesomnimity! Peace, Goodwill."