4---"Ahhhhhhhh! I got my pants wet! I'm wet!!!! I'mwetI'mwetI'mwet. Mommy, I'm WET! Change my pants, Mommy!" And, of course, you have no change of clothes in the car.
3--"I can't find my shoes! I don't remember where I left them."
2--"Mom!!!! Tommy is bleeding everywhere!"
And the number 1 answer is............

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I have this theory that "the Pissing Calvinists" are a secret society, who identify each other's rank by the type of 'pissing Calvin' they display on their car. Just sayin'. ;)
I never have a spare pair of pants when I need them! Lol!
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